The Spooky Factory
skystonedclouds:
“ abyssalthaumaturge:
“ critical-perspective:
“ cointelpro-plant:
“Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.
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Florida Man: Chaotic evil.
New York Man: Chaotic...

skystonedclouds:

abyssalthaumaturge:

critical-perspective:

cointelpro-plant:

Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

Florida Man: Chaotic evil.
New York Man: Chaotic good.

Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE.

The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.

When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-.

When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of.

And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!

As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews.

Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS. 

Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.

This is a modern vigilante.

duckbunny:

insomniac-arrest:

new friend: gosh you are so intelligent and well-spoken

me: :)

me internally: you fool, that is because you are on level 2 friendship, by level 5 I will be mumbling nonsense and finishing every half-baked sentence with ‘ya know?’

basic friendship: we talk about issues in our lives and give each other advice

advanced friendship: same, but i always advise murder

pr1nceshawn:

Situations Anyone Who Has Laughed At The Anti-Vax Movement Can Relate To.

bunjywunjy:

whamlastchristmas:

angery!

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

thegaysassyfrenchy:

squirtle-daddy:

alwaysabeautifullife:

alwaysabeautifullife:

alwaysabeautifullife:

alwaysabeautifullife:

alwaysabeautifullife:

alwaysabeautifullife:

So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

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Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

Here’s the ones I came up with so far

“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

Catholic edition:

“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

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Update

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Your son is named Egg.

Every part of this is hilarious

cold-and-analytical:

thelogicalloganipus:

sanders-trash-4ever:

beggars-opera:

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

fuckin MOOD

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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mimikyu-kun:

brbjellyfishing:

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fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

doctors in tweets be like

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bulbasaur-propaganda:

NEW SCREENSHOTS OF BULBASAUR FROM DETECTIVE PIKACHU

romanimp:
“ redisaid:
“ jetalveran:
“ weatheredlaw:
“ peoniepoetals:
“I am useless
” ”
@redisaid @romans-art
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JE you can’t @ me when this literally just happened to you!
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@jetalveran - how can u @ me when I literally just finished a WIP for u?
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romanimp:

redisaid:

jetalveran:

weatheredlaw:

peoniepoetals:

I am useless

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@redisaid @romans-art

JE you can’t @ me when this literally just happened to you!

@jetalveran - how can u @ me when I literally just finished a WIP for u?

gahdamnpunk:

VACCINATE YA KIDS FFS

tenkain:
“love is stored… in the dodogama!!
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tenkain:

love is stored… in the dodogama!!

vikturi-is-mine:

gentlesharks:

explosiveflygon:

gentlesharks:

Baby Blacktip Reef shark!

One day that tiny baby will be a big shark able to rip people to shreds

most blacktip reef sharks are no more than 5.5ft long when mature. not only that, blacktip reef sharks are timid and shy, with no fatal human attacks documented. don’t comment stuff like this on my posts, save it for another post and stay off mine. thanks

gentlesharks has hAD IT

traveling-spartan:

end0skeletal:

hella-free-space:

ohplesiosaur:

Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.

MANDATORY REBLOG

This sounds like a lot, but it’s true. An estimated 100,000,000 sharks per year are killed, threatening many species with endangerment or extinction.

Scary predators are important to the ecosystem, too. Conservation’s not just about the panda bears.